Wifling is the act of a wife or girlfriend searching through their husband/boyfriend's things, often motivated by suspicion.

Stems from the merging of "wife" and "rifling".

Can also be used when a girl reads her man's texts.

Jenny started furiously wifling through Chris' wardrobe as soon as he left the room.

Wifling by Rob Vile March 31, 2010

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whirling down the shitbowl

Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.

Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.

whirling down the shitbowl by Telephony May 4, 2019

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Strategic Whiffing

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.

My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.

Strategic Whiffing by ProjectA July 19, 2019

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