If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!
Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!
Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.
As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!
Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.
As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!
by Goonerbear93 May 2, 2010
by THUMP3R May 27, 2010
Example.. a man or woman that meets an attractive person in their apartment complex that chooses not to get romantically involved because that's where she lives. Said person is not going to piss where they eat..
I don't piss where I eat
by Ariesgrl July 9, 2018
Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?
Past tense:
Bro where the fuck were we?
Future tense:
Bro where the fuck are we going to be?
Present tense:
Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication
Past tense:
Bro where the fuck were we?
Future tense:
Bro where the fuck are we going to be?
Present tense:
Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication
by Schradamon July 7, 2014
You're on the Urban Dictionary, you fucking idiot.
But you already knew that. You only wanted to see if some sarcastic asshole made this page. Never ask "where the hell am I" again!
by Catpan November 30, 2016
1.
Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!
2.
Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?
Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!
2.
Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?
by Icy Wyte July 21, 2022
A way of saying that a person will walk where they want........ Its just more fun adding the BITCH part.... it makes the phrase more fun to say and adds more meaning to it.
by I'm the master of cupcakes! February 13, 2012