when i was little 

imagine if a short person said this.

short person: when i was little-
person: *smirks*
short person: >:(

when i was little by 420blazingmaster69 September 18, 2023

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs 

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018

when i was a litt 

le lad, if i wanted berries and cream, mummy made me do the little lad dance. Now mummy's gone. But I still love to do the little lad dance. It goes a little something like this; just run in place, clap your hands, touch your right heel with your left, and your left heel with your right, and gesture to yourself Berries and Cream! Now sing the Berries and Cream song! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Up the octave, go for it! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Easy peasy! Nice and easy.

when i was a little lad, mummy made me do the little lad dance..

when i was a litt by sydney <33 September 29, 2021

When i was your age

Where karens and old people would talk about the time before the so-called "Gen Z". Often used as a inplication that this generation isn't as great or racist as it used to be.

Old person: when i was your age, everyone was segregated. I would wish it was like that today, i want my luxury back.
Gen Z kid: What in the actual Fuc-

When i was your age by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021

when i was a young boy 

my father…

person a: when i was a young boy
person b: …
person c: MY FATHER

when i was a young boy by nibble123 May 31, 2023

when i was a kid 

The phrase every story telling youtuber uses.

often started with "so"

"when i was a kid, i would..."

"so when i was a kid, we would..."

when i was a kid by prupi December 14, 2019

When I was 76king with perfected x I... 

Common phrase in the online MMORPG runescape to introduce a topic which has no solid foundations and is entirely make-believe. Frequently found in Clan discussion topics on fan site Zybez to discuss topics surrounding the clan Echo Of Silence

When I was 76king with perfected x I... heard him talking about EoS selling their souls to buy bigger botnets OMG!

When I was 76king with perfected x I... by Joshrogan December 24, 2010