Wheesh Meat 

An unusually small penis.

Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!

Wheesh Meat by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006

haud yer wheesht

Be quiet! Silence!

John: But I don't want to see Granny, mum! It's boring!
Mom: Haud yer wheesht!

haud yer wheesht by LadyGwen99 October 30, 2013

wheesht 

(Verb, Scottish slang) Quiet.

Haud yer wheesht! (be quiet)

wheesht by Uzzy September 9, 2006

wheesh'd 

Scottish slang for 'shush' or 'quiet' and sometimes 'shut up'. Usually used after 'haud yer'. Favoured mostly by scottish school teachers as a slightly more polite way of saying "shut up you non-educated deliquents!" (see: ned).

Occassionally can be alternatively spelt as 'wheesht'.

Haud yer wheesh'd, sonny!

wheesh'd by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

wheesh yer gub 

to tell someone to shut up, spoken mainly in Edinburgh.

I'm sick of listening to you, just wheesh yer gub!

wheesh yer gub by auldman September 5, 2011

Wheeshnex 

A person who can not determine whether they look or feel like a potato or whale.

Me: hey guys, I feel like a Wheeshnex.
Them: wtf is a Wheeshnex?
Me: a mutated deformed whale potato mixture.
Them: Umhh, seek mental help... please!

Wheeshnex by Gracie Holland July 1, 2017