A popular pastime enjoyed by young and old alike.
You must first pick your animal or person to wheel barrow then pour lighter fluid on its face. Set this alight and then raise the animals back legs up, insert your hard cock, and run as far along a rural (or motorway for those city slickers)road as you can before the animal dies, stops running on its front legs and starts to turn into mince as you push it along the road.
Sheep are often used due to their accomodating height and durable build. You can get five times further along the road wheelbarroing a sheep as compared to a sheep dog.
You must first pick your animal or person to wheel barrow then pour lighter fluid on its face. Set this alight and then raise the animals back legs up, insert your hard cock, and run as far along a rural (or motorway for those city slickers)road as you can before the animal dies, stops running on its front legs and starts to turn into mince as you push it along the road.
Sheep are often used due to their accomodating height and durable build. You can get five times further along the road wheelbarroing a sheep as compared to a sheep dog.
Tourist: (Driving along an unlight country road with his family in his people carrier) Honey, what the hell is that coming towards us?
Honey: It...it..it seems to be a man wheelbarrowing a sheep?!
Tourist: Get your camera ready kids!
Honey: I'm gay. I want a divorce.
Honey: It...it..it seems to be a man wheelbarrowing a sheep?!
Tourist: Get your camera ready kids!
Honey: I'm gay. I want a divorce.
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
a hot or sexy girl, who you would like to fuck in a wheelbarrow.
used so the wheelbarrow doesnt know what you are talking about, and neither will anybody else.
this term will hopefully catch on.
used so the wheelbarrow doesnt know what you are talking about, and neither will anybody else.
this term will hopefully catch on.
by jimmyjimmythewheelbarrowman April 1, 2008
A wheelbarrow is when you take a dump on your girlfriend's back, you slip it in her butt, pick up her legs and make her walk on her hands.
"Dude last night was so messed up, she wanted me to give her a wheelbarrow, and we did it all over the dorm"
by The Wheel Barrow December 22, 2008
A sexual position in which the male (or pitcher) stands behind the female (catcher) and holds her legs up while she holds herself up with her arms in a wheelbarrow-like position, face down. It is in this position that the two engage in thrustings and moanings of sorts.
Male 1 - Dude, my girlfriend and I tried out the retrograde wheelbarrow last night. It was great.
Male 2 - I've gotta try that, soon.
Male 2 - I've gotta try that, soon.
by ryantowelpants November 2, 2007
When a woman plows a dude in the ass while holding his legs and he walks across the room on his hands.
Candice wad thrilled when her husband requested a missouri wheelbarrow on valentines day.
Steve said he feels closest to his wife when she gives him a missouri wheelbarrow.
After receiving a blumpkin, Joe thought it would be only fitting to let Crystal give him a missouri wheelbarrow .
Steve said he feels closest to his wife when she gives him a missouri wheelbarrow.
After receiving a blumpkin, Joe thought it would be only fitting to let Crystal give him a missouri wheelbarrow .
by McBiscuit10 February 14, 2015
by Bilbo T-baggins August 3, 2008
After a male had a long day of doing yard work a male inserts his sweaty moose knuckle into a woman's cock holster while she is suspended in the wheelbarrow position.
by CarRamRod69 September 4, 2017