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wheech

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A scottish word, wheech means to remove quickly or rapidly.
If you don't gie me a puff oan that joint ah'll just wheech it right aff yi.

The mugger just wheeched the old ladies pension book from her and ran away.

That guy is a real ladies man and loves nothing better than wheeching the knickers right off them.
by scotsman2004 April 29, 2004
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Wheesh Meat

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An unusually small penis.
Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!
by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006
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Wheelchair Virgin

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Internet meme first started by user MathBoy 8 months ago to insult people as a way of trolling internet virgins.
Troll: I get my dick sucked everyday and smoke weed. Mathboy: Shut up wheelchair virgin.
by MathBoy December 16, 2012
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Very potent marijuana. To the extent that one may not be able to walk. Usually of the variety C. Indica.
"That was some hella wheelchair bud. I can't move.
by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004
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John: But I don't want to see Granny, mum! It's boring!
Mom: Haud yer wheesht!
by LadyGwen99 October 30, 2013
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Wheelchair Buddy

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A wheelchair buddy is one you will go to the same retirement home with where you will sit around all day playing bridge, talking about old times and racing each other down the hallway while having a laugh.

In essence its a friend for life!
Your my best friend! You have made the wheelchair buddy list!

or,

Jack: Thanks for letting me stay over!

Joe: Everything for a wheelchair buddy!:)
by The Christoph August 10, 2009
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Texas Wheelchair

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Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.
Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?
by furiousness December 11, 2011
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