wheat cracker

The Blackest white person around.

Man, look at that wheat cracker ball. He is throwin it down, oldschool.

wheat cracker by BobertPhillups August 6, 2007

whole wheat cracker girl 

A partially white girl associated with cracker boys and chocolate chips

"You're such a cracker girl!"
"Nah, I'm a whole wheat cracker girl."

whole wheat cracker girl by kimhwe September 10, 2012

wheat cracker

The blackest white person you will ever meet.

That cop let me off with only a warning. Man, he is a real wheat cracker.

wheat cracker by BobertPhillupsy August 6, 2007

wheatwacker 

Someone who harvests wheat with a combine. Generally a young male who only has time to drink, smoke, chew, work, and occasionally knock up a midwestern girl. Travels the Midwest up to Canada every summer. You can find them in any small town bar in the midwest during the harvest season. They can be spotted by the pliers they wear on their belts.

Look at dem thur Canadian wheatwackers outdrinkin us and stealing our women.

wheatwacker by HWS July 22, 2010

whole wheat cracker

A black person who acts white.

Did you hear Darryl listening to country he is such a whole wheat cracker.

whole wheat cracker by johnny17 January 27, 2014

Wheat cracker

Used to describe a black person that acts overly white.

Dude 1: "Did you see Carlton on the Fresh Prince?"
Dude 2: "Man, that is one crazy wheat cracker!"

Wheat cracker by Pat Mg Roin December 5, 2010

Whootcrackers 

What one says when you aren't sure what to say after some good news has been given.

Boy- Guess what, I just dumped my old girlfriend so I can go out with you now!
Girl- ...WHOOTCRACKERS!

Whootcrackers by Devon November 16, 2003