A light brown or tan colored girl that seems very attractive to men. A whole grain wheat hoe can be found at a beach, sunbathing, wearing a bikini, but sometimes not a top, usually in Insta posts.
by medehede December 20, 2017
An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.
Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
by WordFreak June 5, 2011
You Wheat Thin
by TuFat Snaka November 8, 2003
Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top
by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box April 19, 2011
Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.
by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019
by Kstate4ever July 8, 2010
A person who has lots of multi grains. They are a person who has a fantasy for rats and they like to make innapropriate jokes. This type of person is a rat and hates neo nazis and furries.
That humanoid is a whole wheat rat.
by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus November 19, 2018