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Wheatley Effect 

The Wheatley Effect is a behaviour in which a person takes over a successful brand/ company/ rights of media, and ruin it with almost every change they do by choosing stupid decisions
Person 1: "Elon Musk changed that Twitter accounts that don't pay for a monthly subscription will temporarily be restricted to reading 600 posts per day"
Person 2: "that's some kind of Wheatley Effect bullshit"

Person 1: "Elon Musk chose to rebrand Twitter.com into X.com"
Person 2: "wow, the Wheatley Effect must really take place here"

David Zaslav, new CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery following the merger, cancelling Batgirl, a nearly completed feature film, for tax reasons; and continuing to release 2023's The Flash, only for it to disastrously bomb at the box office is an example of the Whealtey Effect
Wheatley Effect by Nova_Wostra July 23, 2023
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wheedlebow 

(n) Becoming overwhelmed with laughter; usu. disproportionate to the actual object of humor.
Having been up all night, Annie was susceptible to wheedlebow...at the first unexpected knock-knock joke, she laughed until she choked.
wheedlebow by The Wright Family January 13, 2013

SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI 

You arent real unless u a SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI fan

Wheatley 

(Spoiler warning)

A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.

He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(
Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite character in Portal 2?

Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!

Wheatley 

Note: It's only fair to point out this article may contain spoilers.

Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.
Wheatley nearly kills Chell and Glados so many times it's not even funny.
Wheatley by Gaaraofthedamned July 30, 2011

Isak Wheable 

The greatest human ever to walk the planet. strong, wonderful, and basicly, god. wonderful amazing all giving and amazing and even more, amazing just super duper insanely awesome. there is no one like him exept other people named Isak Wheable
wow he's like a Isak Wheable
one who bangs sheep all day and all night until he cant bang no more
wheedle hit the sheep with a bang
wheedle by smoothrider March 27, 2008