what the quan

a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.

Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?

what the quan by antant August 22, 2009

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what the quan

Used for when something unexpected or stupid happens, used like what the hell.

What the quan is wrong with that guy's face?

what the quan by TomahawkTy June 30, 2008

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what the quan?

similar to wtf. orignally used in the beginning of a sean kingston song.

guy: dude look at that girls getup

other guy: what the quan?

what the quan? by lkaj;lkdja;lkdjl;ad May 22, 2009

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what the quad!

Something you say when something bad or surprising happens. The word "quad" takes up the space of any real cuss word. Also saying "What the quad?!?!" infront of emo kids confuses them and causes them to feel even more isolated. Saying it in front of posers will inevitably cause them to start saying it excessively within the next week.

One of your friends: "do you like my Fallout boy T-shirt?"
You: "what the quad!"

what the quad! by WaffleMachinez December 22, 2008

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what the queer fuck

Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.

Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?

what the queer fuck by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017

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You know what the question is

There are actually 2!

Hym "You know what the question is. You know what the questions are. I will not stop until I get an answer and the follow-up question is obviously going to be what are you going to do to fix it?

You know what the question is by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

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What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what the dog doin?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to? by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

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