What is your major malfunction? 

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?

What is your major malfunction? by ke6isf November 7, 2003

What is your head, cunt? 

An age old Australian rhetorical question typically posed when one of your mates has a new headwear or haircut of questionable status.

You're at school and Colin walks up to the boys with an utter bouffant on his head. Michael points towards the fez-cut on Colin's head and exclaims "What is your head, cunt?"

What is your head, cunt? by SumOzi June 11, 2018

what is your name? 

"what is your name?" basically means "hey, what word should i say out loud to get your attention?"

Person: Hello, what is your name?
Me:My name is sandra.
Person:* okay now i will say this to get your attention *

what is your name? by Strawberriie December 24, 2017

What Is Your Favorite Color 

You confused someone while someone asked, "What Is Your Favorite Color?" say, yes.

What Is Your Favorite Color little girl? Yes.

What Is Your Favorite Color by Da CoConaught January 2, 2021

What is your favorite Animal 

What is your favorite animals, Either Dragon, Chicken or White Girl
IF you chose Dragon. All i am saying is

Bitch Dragon deeznutz alowng ur face

What is your favorite Animal meaning like what animal you love most

What is your favorite Animal by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019

What is your pH? 

Code for asking if you are a top or a bottom. Derived from the pH scale in which an acid gives the h+ and the base receives the h+. An answer between 1 and 14 is expected.

1-6: Acid (Top)
7: Neutral (Switch)

8-14 (Bottom)

"What is your pH?"
"I'm a solid 12."

What is your pH? by Darkalleyhobo April 12, 2024

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet? 

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.

Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet? by MtnDewLover29 February 13, 2021