whapham

a sea/fish god the fishermen of cornwall prayed to before going out to sea.

Freddie: im going out to sea tomorrow.

Matty: pray to Whapham to make sure you get a nice batch of fish.

by Gods minion August 17, 2009

Whapham

1) An upper class tramp, likes to try and fit in with the rest of society however it is apparent that they are not 'normal'

2) Referance to how awsome/cool someone is

1) Matty: That guy smells like...chicken..
Freeddie: Yeah, he's obviously a Whapham..

2) Freddie: Damn that kid is so Whapham..
Matty: Totally...

by The truth-bringer August 19, 2009