. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.
Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!
by Bill January 18, 2004
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Crying and masturbating at the same time. Whine + wank.
Katya dumped me, but I managed to steal nude pictures of her best friends from her phone, so at least I can whank myself to sleep.
by ndrj March 1, 2017
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an adjective. used to help describe an action or noun. used in the bay area, california.

lame, not cool, sucks, stupid, wack, waste of time, not worth it, bad, horrible.
by girl from the bay July 7, 2011
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kay is a tiny little spot on a big pile of shit and the big pile of shit is maya fischler she also goes to nerd school but she doesnt have a gargantuous rack but she has the biggest baddest ass i ever did see like its colossal and she has a pinhead like phineas from phineas and ferb and ashlyn is ferb and their sister candace is maya fischler because in the show she goes clinically insane from trying to bust her brothers so thats maya fischler. but anyways kay hwang switched up can spell gay whank and thats what she does weekly like how maya works out gay whanks herself every day and it really works out her parts like she has abnormally strong parts they flex on their own she salivates a lot not just because shes always so horny but also because she wears a retainer because she goes to nerd school
GAY WHANK GAY WHANK oh i mean kay hwang oops
by cupa May 4, 2023
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