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A person who is often overwhelmed by the desire to have sexual relations with heavy-set men or women. Mistakenly known as a whale-watcher but this lust for whales is much more frowned upon, especially in public.
Captain Ahab's lust for Moby Dick is a fine example of whalelephantitis.

Late at night Paul secretly faps to pictures of whales because of his severe whalelephantitis.
by meemo6 December 16, 2009

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