whalefinaphobia 

fear of being exposed to jiggle legs

A) ew its hayley

B) i can't look, i have whalefinaphobia

vroom jiggle jiggle. whalefinaphobia. its a serious matter.

whalefinaphobia by itsaseriousmatter November 19, 2011

commercial whaleing 

To go out looking, hunting for extremely obese women(like the mother in, What's Eating Gilbert Grape), to have sexual relations with.

Way past hogging, plus no alcohol, or drugs is involved, just the pure enjoyment, and bragging rights of beaching a real heavey, or worthy trophy.

My cousin said upon seeing a two extremley large girls, one with a 4 prong cane, the other on a jazzy scooter, "it looks like a great night to be Commercial Whaleing".

A coworker of mine, said after a night of commercial whaleing, he was afraid they were going to have to cut the wall out of his house to remove his prize.

commercial whaleing by JJBIII October 16, 2009

whaleish 

when one feels very calm and slow but their mind is moving like crazy and putting strange and interesting thoughts down on paper.

"today i woke up and felt very whaleish once i got dressed and ready to take on my day"

whaleish by Dr. Finneus Ratworth P.H.D April 26, 2010

Wholefish 

An exotic delicacy discovered by distressed third shift workers in an effort to vacate the break room, the Wholefish is the concept or byproduct of an African American microwaving a fish in it’s entirety.

“Aw man, why did he have to go and do us a wholefish? Now the whole building smells like trench ass.” “Red fish, Blue fish, Wholefish, Microwave.” “Lost my appetite for a Wholefish, now I’m gonna eat pizza off some tits.”

Wholefish by kaizen056 October 7, 2018

Addy Leggings of the Whalein 

A rare type of pantwear only dropped by Champion Fat Hungry Bitches

Stats are as follows:

Immune to knockback, -99% move speed, immune to fast, permanently confused, berserked, and slept, -100% incoming damage, any projectiles to hit the wearer will be reflected with the power of 700 lbs of dino fat

Dude, I peekayed a Champion Fat Hungry Bitch, and it dropped an Addy Leggings of the Whalein!

Addy Leggings of the Whalein by Ticklemaster Plexitex October 21, 2012

Whaleing 

a sport or game played between men. often played at played at large parties or social events that include the consumption of alcohol. it involves seeing which man can bring home the largest girl or "whale". poking or "harpooning" is hazardous but is recommended. winner is declared by an offical weigh in once the "whale" is incapacitated (passed out). players will often be refered to as ishmael or ahab.

yo, lets go whaleing.

Whaleing by Tim MacDonald December 1, 2006

whaletits 

unusually large breasts possesed by a very large or fat mother fucker such as Greg Lofgren

ratchit, izzo,owen, and kevin all agree that it would be fuck gregs mom between her whaletits

whaletits by k22spider November 12, 2006