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Rodeo Whale fuck 

When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...

Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.

20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "

" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "

" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "

" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
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the whole fuck'n show 

A person who is called this is the SHITT!!! They got it going on!!
Your the whole fuck'n show and u know it!
the whole fuck'n show by Megan5679 September 25, 2009

Whale fucked 

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

Fuck while 

A term used for when something is take way too fucking long.
Can also be referred to as how fucking long it’s been since something has happened.
“Man, it’s been a fuck while since I got laid.”

Jesus, it’s been a fuck while, how long is it going to take to make my food?”
Fuck while by JumpyMunkey April 29, 2021

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world 

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

Fuck the whole bitch 

To have sex with a woman orally anally and vaginally.
After I slammed that pussy I fucked her in the ass then the bitch sucked me off. When I fuck, I fuck the whole bitch.
Fuck the whole bitch by bigsT December 9, 2007