smack whack n run 

To knock another down, ejaculate on their face, and run for your life.

I pulled a smack whack n run on this mexican the other day.

smack whack n run by Midnight MR February 2, 2006

Whackin n Pickles

When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.

In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.

Whackin n Pickles by Skydivin Paraplegic August 4, 2009

Whack-n-toss

What macs should be called because your supposed to beat the shit out of it after seing how shitty it is.

I just got a new mac and I tossed it out the window.

Whack-n-toss by Assholes Inc. August 9, 2003

whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush

Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.

whack n' mow by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 4, 2017

Sniff 'n Whack 

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

Sniff 'n Whack by NIFFNACK June 16, 2011

whack-nasty 

1.)Just plain ugly to see or watch in a particular circumstance. 2.)Hard to imagine or describe.

"That play was just whack-nasty!" or "Those throw-back jerseys are whack-nasty."

whack-nasty by Simon Mui February 27, 2009

whack nap

A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.

"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"

whack nap by Lesna January 27, 2009