Inspired by the
words of fellow Inbetweeners classmates when describing Will, the 'new kid', as a "Briefcase
Wanker".
Coined while on holiday in Cornwall, England, the term "Wetsuit
Wanker" was used to describe the numerous surfers, bodyboarders and those who do neither of the above while still subscribing to the 'Surf
Bum' lifestyle/image; the term also extends to anyone has appointed themselves the possition of 'Newquay Lifeguard' and proudly dons the respective hoody.
Wetsuit Wankers can be seen in and around most seaside towns in Cornwall and
Devon; and, on the most part, serve no other purpose than to influence more impressionable people into participating in their Wetsuit Wankery.
"Are there any real shops in Newquay? M&S? Burtons? Or are there only shops for Wetsuit Wankers?"
"Oh no, he's
gone and hired a wetsuit and
now hes trying to bodyboard! Alass, our good friend has become a Wetsuit
Wanker; we can no longer associate with him."