wetdream
when you cum or squirt or release spooge while you are in an unconscious state or sleeping. happens when youre goin through puberty, VERY MESSY.
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wet dreams
1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.
2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....
2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....
1.Louis is having a wet dream because his penis is vertically bisecting his body and there is semen erupting from his penis.
2.retart 1: (whispers to retart 2) hey i just had a wet dream last night.
retart 2: same!! i have wet dreams everyday and i make my mom clean me up!
randomdudepassingby: (seeing the two 8 year olds) wtf....?
2.retart 1: (whispers to retart 2) hey i just had a wet dream last night.
retart 2: same!! i have wet dreams everyday and i make my mom clean me up!
randomdudepassingby: (seeing the two 8 year olds) wtf....?
wet dreams by XXX__ICU__XXX July 20, 2006
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Wet Dreams by ghettojaymn8897 November 11, 2004
wet dreams make cum
Mondegreen of "What Dreams May Come", a 1998 American fantasy drama film, starring Robin Williams and Cuba Gooding Jr. Unsurprisingly it is also the name of a pornographic film. Be careful not to confuse them.
(over phone)
Person 1: I saw What Dreams May Come last night, it made me cry.
Person 2: Wet dreams make cum? It made me blow!
Person 1: I saw What Dreams May Come last night, it made me cry.
Person 2: Wet dreams make cum? It made me blow!
wet dreams make cum by d3qu July 22, 2018
wet dreams
n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.
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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?
Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?
Whoa. Respect.
Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?
Whoa. Respect.
wet dreams by gnostic3 June 5, 2017
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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