When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
WSJ: Pewdiepie, a manipulative tall blonde lad with blue eyes, makes dancing Indians sing, "Death to all Jews". Evidently, he was the perfect Aryan raging with sardonic humour, and thus Hitler's wet dream.
by The Other Hot and Sexy February 26, 2017
A Western Wet Dream is a wet dream where you get so excited that you begin cumming in your sleep and wake up while you are still shooting.
by Stinkytoots January 6, 2015
A belly button. when you blow your load in your sleep it some times is caught in your belly button to remind you what a good night you had
by wet dream man February 25, 2010
John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!
by Scrothomas February 3, 2018
by mjm76 March 16, 2011
Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,
I have a wet dream: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.
by ever Be Sure January 23, 2013