Wet the lungs 

The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.

Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*

Wet the lungs by The Wicked 10 November 21, 2018

wet the monkey 

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

wet the monkey by Bishopk March 4, 2009

wet the monkey 

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.

I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.

wet the monkey by Garr Fizlock March 4, 2009

wet the baby's head 

To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.

Congratulations Bill! How about we go out tonight to wet the baby's head?

wet the baby's head by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Wet the receipt 

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

Wet the receipt by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

wet the baby's head 

The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.

The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.

Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.

wet the baby's head by Phil Bool September 27, 2006

Wet the Lettuce 

Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.

"Hey, Kyle, i'm just going to wet the lettuce" - "Oh, fuck me, Trish! I didn't want to know that".

Wet the Lettuce by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013