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Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.
"Hey, Kyle, i'm just going to wet the lettuce" - "Oh, fuck me, Trish! I didn't want to know that".
by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013
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