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The Wet Shit

A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.

"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.

"How come," said Jimmy.

"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.

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Blowing Wet Shit 

See also Blowing Mud; but pretty self-explanatory
Blowing wet shit, or grotesque farts that cause one to require a change of shorts, walk with legs spread apart; often caused by consuming large amounts of fast food or other forms of hot grease
Blowing Wet Shit by Dungah December 18, 2008

Wet Bag of Shit

A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...

Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....

Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
Wet Bag of Shit by Andy / Jack February 7, 2021

Wet Shitty 

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy
I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!
Wet Shitty by Bano333 April 23, 2025

shitty wet willy 

you wet your finger in your mouth, then scoop your butt hole, then stick it in a friends ear
I gave her a shitty wet willy

shitty wet roller 

A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.
"Hey! That large man is giving a shitty wet roller to that midget on the bus!"
shitty wet roller by BIG-MEAT March 11, 2010
hard dog shit soaked in water then thrown at someones face.
"Incoming"
"Ohh dude you just got WetShited"
WetShit by Benstan November 27, 2006