Wet Rat

A wet rat is a term used to describe someone who’s being really fucking annoying. If you call them a wet rat your relationship is temporarily put on hold it’s just that bad of an insult.

Pearl: *posts photos with every friend except one*
Raz: Pearl you wet rat wtf was that

Wet Rat by R4zzl3s April 9, 2019

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wet rat

when a extremely skinny, tall, lanky, and very pale male subject sweats perfusively during sexual intercourse while believing to be the sexiest being on the planet.

"I couldn't take him serious during sex because he was being such a wet rat."

wet rat by skeeter ruben November 23, 2007

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Related Words

wet rat • Emo wet rat • Wetratting • wet • wet back • wet dream • wet willy • wet blanket • wet fart • wet pussy

Emo wet rat

I uh don't really have a good definition for this except that
it's a name that some people use

see emo and rat

Person 1- "OMG that girl is so emo."
Person 2- "I think she showered before she came here."
Person 1-"ew"
Person 3- "she's such a rat. Don't talk to her."
Person 4- " she's an emo wet rat!"
Person 1- " EW!! Stop, please, just stop talking about rats that are wet and emo, please..."

Emo wet rat by caterpillar4110 February 6, 2022

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Wetratting

When there's no towels after you shower and you're all soggy walking around. You are wetratting because you look like a wet rat. We all do. No shame.

I was wetratting through the hallway because my towel wasn't in the bathroom.

Wetratting by dumb cluck October 15, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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