Wet Raccoon

A wet raccoon is a tradition handed down throughout the generations as the act of clapping your ass-cheeks together on someones nose.
This is generally used with force, unless the victim is passed out.

Variation - Brown clown nose: If you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of crap on the idiots nose. Resembling a fake clown nose.
but made out of crap.

Jerry was being a fag so Tom got his friends to hold Jerry down while he gave him a wet raccoon.

man 1: "Hey buddy, that was one nice wet raccoon you gave the drunk guy last night!"
man 2: "He has yet to discover the shit-stain on his nose. And i feel much better about myself inside!"

by Robrobrockstar February 6, 2006

Wet Raccoon

A blow job given by someone with a mouthful of chewing tobacco or dip.

A true redneck girl can give you a wet raccoon, and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

by NL1981 July 9, 2010

Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock

My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man

by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022