2 definitions by Robrobrockstar

Top Definition
A wet raccoon is a tradition handed down throughout the generations as the act of clapping your ass-cheeks together on someones nose.
This is generally used with force, unless the victim is passed out.

Variation - Brown clown nose: If you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of crap on the idiots nose. Resembling a fake clown nose.
but made out of crap.
Jerry was being a fag so Tom got his friends to hold Jerry down while he gave him a wet raccoon.

man 1: "Hey buddy, that was one nice wet raccoon you gave the drunk guy last night!"
man 2: "He has yet to discover the shit-stain on his nose. And i feel much better about myself inside!"
by Robrobrockstar February 06, 2006
where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.
man 1: My girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman!
man 2: Hows your penis doing?
man 1: still broken.
by Robrobrockstar February 06, 2006

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