When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.
"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"

"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."
by PJ's Gettin BJ December 25, 2015
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When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.
by MrsMittens January 30, 2017
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