wet hammer

after having sex and man pulls out his dick and slaps the girl on top of the head with his penis

man;would you like a wet hammer??
girl;absolutely!

by aud_stu March 8, 2009

Mongolian Wet Hammer

the act of taking a fairly large dump in a tube sock. One must let the shit soak in the sock and then it can be used to repeatedly beat someone you very much hate

Evan Broadcock used his Mongolian Wet Hammer beat the hell out of his best friend Max Poon.

by nickademas_and_john_wayne December 30, 2011