Top Definition
1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.

2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.

3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).
Your mother has an extremely wet twat whenever she sees me.
by Jenn Hathenway May 24, 2008

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