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1.
when you rip ass and your fart sounds like you just shit your pants, now remember if you hear someone rip a wet one no matter what they say it is still possible they have just shit all inside their pants and they are now walking around with a very embarrasing load in their shorts/pants.
"Oh my god did you just hear that!? I think dave just ripped a HUGE wet one!"
by Ballsack Mcgee Jr. August 15, 2007
 
2.
Slang term for chewing tobacco in New Hampshire
yo meet me in the bathroom i need a wet one wicked bad
by Dukes79 June 07, 2010