A wet burger is any sort of canned or bottled beer. Wet burgers are generally enjoyed cold, and can be quite refreshing.
"I'm going to the 'fridge, do you want anything?"
"Yeah, hook me up with a wet burger!"
by Natron 5000 March 8, 2007
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A dripping wet hunk of woman beef.
"I saw this chick yeah, I was so turned on by her wet burger. I wanted to rub boob lube right in her spinal vaginal."
by Boob lube September 1, 2011
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When you get a burger that is so fucking greasy that the only way you can describe it is sopping wet.
Mother fucker, this burger is so mother fucking greasy, they fucking gave me the sopping wet burger.
by NCBison March 17, 2023
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