The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
A person who will tell you exactly what you think they want you to hear in order to trick you into being their personal slave to attain their own goals.
Someone who has to continuously find new friends every 3 months because that is how long it takes for people to realize how they are being treated.
Someone with the ability to lie and defend, through circular logic, things that anyone with an IQ of 5 should see as unfair and ridiculous.
1. An asstard.
2. One who forgoes fair play and kindness in the pursuit of personal gain above all others.
3. A Liar and a cheat.
4. One whom openly misleads those who trust him, to keep them in check (and the suckers fall for it)
Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.
He is the type of person that will make your day better. Normally he will talk about fortnight or his pc. He is a strong willed guy who is not afraid to say “I love you”