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wesseled 

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
wesseled by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008
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westleey 

A person who will tell you exactly what you think they want you to hear in order to trick you into being their personal slave to attain their own goals.

Someone who has to continuously find new friends every 3 months because that is how long it takes for people to realize how they are being treated.

Someone with the ability to lie and defend, through circular logic, things that anyone with an IQ of 5 should see as unfair and ridiculous.

Popular slang term in Tennessee.
I hope my new boyfriend isn't a Westleey.

My new boss is definately a Westleey.
westleey by Greg S Monaco October 3, 2006
Westlee is someone you want to spend time with. He is funny, outgoing, athletic, very intelligent, kind, and handsome.
An all-Canadian guy!
OMG the new guy is such a Westlee! :)
Westlee by dowdoe February 6, 2010

Westleey 

1. An asstard.
2. One who forgoes fair play and kindness in the pursuit of personal gain above all others.
3. A Liar and a cheat.
4. One whom openly misleads those who trust him, to keep them in check (and the suckers fall for it)
Westleey by burblefling August 26, 2003

wesseler 

Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.
I Wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.
wesseler by Ben765 July 20, 2016
He is the type of person that will make your day better. Normally he will talk about fortnight or his pc. He is a strong willed guy who is not afraid to say “I love you
I love Weslee.
Weslee by Aye kid November 29, 2018