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Wes'd the bed 

Similar to wetting the bed, but caused by sharting instead of urinating.
Confused Friend: "Dude, why was the hotel maid changing the sheets in our room today?"

Guilty Party: "Sorry bro, I just Wes'd the bed and had to call housekeeping".

Disgusted Friend: "WTF???"
Wes'd the bed by vegashockey June 7, 2011

Wes'd it up 

to act like a big raging homo by attending very gay functions, purchasing homo-like items and listening to fag friendly music.
"hey guyzzz, i really Wes'd it up this weekend. bought a louie vuitton coin purse with my initials embossed in gold, went to a wine mixer and had a gorgeous time at the john mayer concert. can't wait for my next wes day out. kisses."
Wes'd it up by ihatewes May 9, 2010

Wes’d it

When playing “threes” with dice and are ahead but roll the highest number and lose.
Oh no you Wes’d it!
Wes’d it by Litetheshow December 2, 2019

Wes-Del Middle/High School 

Wes-Del middle/high school is a place where mostly stinkers belong. If you look around you’d see at least 5 stinkers walking towards you with a rainbow flag and Android phones in their ratchet pockets. There is also a teacher who made a class sit down and talk shit about a girl while she wasn’t in the room. But no worries this bitch should be getting fired soon.. idk. This school has a thumb for a principle (a nice thumb). It is also a place where drugs are dealt. If you want some of that good good, it’s most definitely at Wes-Del. Goodwill is in the school district so if you’re looking to get picked up from your home, the bus WILL come get you :)
“Bro have you heard of Wes-Del Middle/High school?”
Yeah bro I got my gas from there.”
wes dog by Fbdyjxtj June 4, 2018

Dirty Wes 

After a while of performing anal sex with a woman, and she has a dilated anus- you turn around and take a shit while aiming for her butthole
dude why did camille break up with you?

i pulled a dirty wes on her, but it was totally worth it though
Dirty Wes by justdoit1111 December 23, 2008