Abbreviation for whatever. Used perhaps because the keys are in that order on the keyboard.
- Dude i'm going to get to see my dad i met only when I was born.
- wer. im sleeping
by Simon July 1, 2006
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Abbreviation for weiner. Used as a greeting towards friends or as an insult to someone (typically male) disliked or acting like an idiot.
1. Hey wer!
2. That dude has no clue, what a wer.
by refinedrice January 6, 2010
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Joes Wer is a very responsible boy. Very fair with everything he does. Solidarity in the face of so many complicated situations. Perfect eyes and lips.
Joes Wer
by Joes Wer November 22, 2021
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Taking a shit while you run the shower so people don't hear anything while you shit.
"Don't walk in, I'm about to take a shit-wer."
by Bobbyhill666 February 27, 2017
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Probably the rowdiest person you will ever meet. A man among men that backs down to no challenge. More than likely will bang your girlfriend then take your mother home in the same night as well as stop by your sisters place.
Man I wish I was The Matt Werring!!
by AllAmericanGing December 3, 2016
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A phrase used when one is wanting to be asking were a beings trousers are. Its said in a scottish accent and loudly. Personally use it as a pick-up line.....Im single..
Wer's your trusers?! Of all the days ya had to wear your wee little y-fronts why today? Get some trusers man!!!
by Romicus November 6, 2006
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WER is abbreviated “Weekend Reading”.

Typically assigned on a Friday. Can be a list of materials received during the week the executives are responsible for reading.
S: did you get your WER?
R: I don’t know what that means.
S: weekend reads!! I tell you every week!!
R: oh yes, thank you I did!
S: i stand corrected
by Mozart Von Bachthoven December 15, 2022
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