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A wemmel is best described as something with a wobble on it, and can be used instead of the word wobble. For example a chair can have a "wemmel" on it.

wemmel can also be used in a plural form, wems, which has a different meaning. A girl can usually be found with a cracking pair of wems, but wems should only be used when the pair of breasts in discussion are in fact cracking.
"Christ, we'll have to fix that table, it's got a hell'uva wemmel on it."

"Christ, did you just see Faye? She has a cracking pair of wems."
wemmel by MCD. July 8, 2009
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It’s is a an annoying piece of fecal matter that refuses to go down the toilet when flushed and just won’t go away
Dude, quit being a wemmer
Wemmer by B0gard March 7, 2019
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Butt Wummel 

To make a spaceship noise with one's butthole. Use of wax papaer is not permitted.
Dude, did you hear Paul's butt wummel? It's like a fucking freight train on fire!
Butt Wummel by balls and shaft February 28, 2009
yo bitch pulled up on me and gave me wemmey
wemmey by papiabdii March 18, 2022
the coolestperson in the world. her name is actually emily b. she loves her becky :)
yo wemmers you're cool.
Wemmers by Emily Grace Baker November 2, 2008
I am a wammel
Wammel by Sandwich mammel June 2, 2018
A femmal that is grossly fat. They usually are seen in over tight clothing, bright colors, or spandex.
Bra: Yo, cha don't look over there!
Cha: Oh Bra, I looked that's a wemmal.
Bra: Cha Bra, That's def a wemmal at 12:00.
wemmal by Razake April 26, 2014