Fuck Welts

Multiple bruises and raised red marks emanating from the vaginal vacinity as a result of slappy coitus.

I didn't think the dick-slapping would cause such well-defined fuck welts.

Fuck Welts by Schmedley Finkelstein November 28, 2010

Weiner Welts 

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

Weiner Welts by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011

self help welts 

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

self help welts by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 4, 2006

snack wells 

A gay man's ass or butt.

You drive a new BMW, Mercedes Benz, or Lexus. You can mama's Snack Wells!

snack wells by Preluder August 20, 2006

Steve Walts 

Also known as “King Walt’s”, “our boi Steve”, “God” “daddy Steve”, and “Steve” He is the snazziest fellow around and blesses the children of Prince William County with snow days and glorious hymns. His hit single “Code Red” is the only reason Prince William County students have to live.

Us: “Wow daddy Steve is our god”
Teachers: “It’s Steve Walts to you!”

Steve Walts by BullshitTea May 16, 2019

Jim Welsh 

He walks around gas stations in a trench coat and he grabs the sandwiches and uses them as puppets locals say
(issacwhy character)

person: Holy crap its Jim welsh

Jim welsh: Hello its me Jim Welsh

Jim Welsh by quri1q August 23, 2022

Welpskin 

Welpskin: A person who quite vacantly floats through life without really doing anything unless being prompted to by someone else, when confronted with orders to do something for themselves they tend to try and weasel their way out of it and just do a slack job resulting in annoying those around them. A welpskin never makes an effort to change their ways because they get a kick out of annoying their family/peers to the point where everyone around them accepts that they are dealing with a 'welpskin' and treats them like the slacker they are.

Axel: How long have you had that car in the drive for?

Anthony: About... a year and a half

Axel: and you haven't learnt to drive it yet? why not?

Dan: Because he's too much of a WELPSKIN to get out of bed, he'd much rather wallow in his own filth if he has a choice. You are a welpskin, what are you?

Anthony: I'm not a welpskin, I could learn if I wan....(cut off mid sentence)

Dan: YOU ARE A WELPSKIN, WHAT ARE YOU?

Anthony: fine, I'm a welpskin.

Welpskin by Barry 'ratboy' Bignor October 29, 2010