To shove Welch’s fruit snacks up someone’s ass.
Bro last night I welched this bitch than ate the booty like groceries.
by Fruit Snacks August 15, 2018
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Dumb ass bitch who never does what they say they're going to do.
There's a welch on the phone who said she'll be here at three, but we all know she's not going to show up today.
by Squeaky_lil_b January 22, 2016
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'Welching' is the clunking of the base of a beer bottle or glass, whilst making various grunting or 'pirate-sounding' noises such as arrrrrr, or oarrrrr... etc etc. This is as opposed to 'clinking' or 'chinking' of the top of a bottle, and it perceived as far more masculine when in a group of lads who are all very drunk, and in agreement of a certain point of topic.

It is often accompanied by the raising of one's right elbow upwards, whilst making other peculiar noises, that would suggest that one has slightly lost the plot.
There was some serious welching going on last night!

When in agreement, one member calls out 'welching!' and group members proceed to welch in above said fashion.
by ukbuckstop July 9, 2010
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The Welch ate the human that got too close to its cubs.
by tittieballs January 27, 2011
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Named after Welch's grape juiced, being Welched is being so thirsty to the point where you could down any liquid in less than 3 seconds.
I was so welched, I straight downed that pitcher of sweet tea in 2 seconds
by AfterSchoolJakAttack October 23, 2018
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when the combination of two things is amazing
Eugene mixed the ice cream with the fruit punch and it ended up being welch!
by igotthejuice September 4, 2015
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To be Extremely good looking;Popular;Well Liked; Cute
Man, That Paul is sure a Welch. We should just call him Paul Welch!
by Cathy123 November 24, 2006
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