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1.
When your shit is so liquidy it's like piss.
Like ass piss.
Alex: some dude took me to a private chat room
Alex: that's weirf
by Ass piss August 22, 2007
 
2.
The feeling of applying neosporin to the inside of ones nose
I must say, that was quite weirf.
by Josef Bogatchie December 03, 2007
 
3.
A unique up-and-coming development on Japanese Wrestling in which a person (or Weirfer) is considered defeated if he (or she) touches the ground with anything other than his (or her) feet, or fails to keep within a marked area.
I am so cool! I play weirf! Want to play weirf with me??
by Franklin June 07, 2004