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weightlifter

1. (n.) One who lifts weights, usually in an attempt to gain strength or muscle. 2. (prop. n.) A man who did squats with so much weight, his ass exploded and his intestines followed. This man is also known as the brother of Goatse and the recently crowned king of the trinity.
See example by: Ultimate Gary. His example pwns every example in this mothafuckin' dictionary.
weightlifter by Paulito Calientico August 23, 2003

weightlifter

A dude who lifted so much weight, he shit his instestines out.
weightlifter by acelesson2k2 June 6, 2003

Dirty weightlifter

A person who likes to believe eating three portions of chips and pizzas is a body building diet. this person will also believe he can make his boobs dance out of pure muscle, but in reality is it only man boobs. this person will come in a form of a virgin who wants other people to think he is straight, so he pretends to perv up girls. you can spot this person by looking for back fat and twitchy eyebrows
that person over there has backfat, so he must be a dirty weightlifter

Are you a weightlifter mate? 

a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"
standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"

weightlifter

Also known as goatse's brother.
My friend sent me two links and it was goatse and the weightlifter. I was totally quadranined.
weightlifter by Ultimate Gary August 14, 2003

Weightlifer

"Weightlifer"

Someone in the gym, who is hooked on the actively of "weight lifting ", and realises its going to be until they die (a Life sentence )
Example of reference/ use

"That dude is In here, again, Weightlifting, been in here 4 days already this week "

... oh yeah,that dude loves it, he's a "Weightlifer"....
Weightlifer by Martin 100 February 23, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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