weewee head

A childish insult, often used by secondary school kids and their teachers!!

Mrs Smith is a weewee head =

by Rachel and Rhiannon October 29, 2007

Kanye weewee

A kanye wee wee is when a man pulls out his penis and it switches between hard and flaccid (Kanyes bipolar)

Girl:oh wow pull down your pants

boy:*pulls down pants
Girl: oh..... what’s he doing

boy: sorry I have a kanye weewee I’m so sorry

Girl:um I have to go...
Boy:Damn it my kanye weewee ruined another possible hookup

by Iahahahabaaaaaa February 21, 2021

WeeWee Bindi

This is when your lady sits apon the toilet after you have just had a wee, with the remaining piss dribble you do a jousting motion (your todger as the lance) towards the forehead of sead partner leaving a small deposit of piss creating the weewee bindi

Ive just had a piss when in came my misses and sat upon the toilet with the last drip of weewee from my pork sausage I struck a blow tothe forehead creating the weewee bindi...

by Gee Money 81 July 1, 2011

weewee bitch

The way a French person will or a posible regular person of any origin will tell you to fuck off for no or some apparent reason.

Me: *walks*
Them: *screams* WEEWEE BITCH!!!

Me: FUCK YOU STEAVE!!!

by WeeWeeBitch:3 September 20, 2017

Suck weewee

Your weewee is sucked and it got circumcised by a hoe or a kitty cat. Another definition is when Hitler has diarrhea

Yo did you see that kid have a suck weewee?

by Minecraft miner April 18, 2019

WEEWEE Aikam

To dance while fucking a guy named Aikam at a concert in the middle of the stage.

-Yo did you hear bout that concert last night.
-Yeah there was a WEEWEE Aikam
-I wish I was there

by RonaldMacDonald'sPlayhouse December 2, 2021

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 7, 2019