eeto my weeto 

eat my dick

jake: the earth is flat idiot
josh: eeto my weeto flat earther

eeto my weeto by weetoman1987 January 8, 2021

weetod 

‘retard’, as a weetod would say it.

Try saying "Yerr, wert-erver" without sounding like a weetod. :)

weetod by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

Weetox

When you smoke too much weed and you need a Weed-Detox.

Also applicable to more than one person as a communal “We both do Weed-Detox, that’s why it’s called a WEetox!”

Brad: “dude let’s get baked!!!”

Me: “nah man, I’m on a Weetox.”

Me: “it takes so much weed to get me high man.”
Brad: “dude go on a Weetox for a week or two, you’ll get back to normal.”

Weetox by Wowakina March 8, 2019

weetashits

The time efficient way to start one's day. To eat your breakfast while gracing the porcelain throne.

"I took one too many snoozes on my alarm clock and was forced to get the weetashits so that I could get to work on time."

weetashits by DonkeyKong and TwatFeatures November 29, 2011

weedos millennium 

When a weed dealer is extremely slow; reminiscent of windows millennium.

Person 1: "Where's the weed at? It's been three hours!!"

Person 2: "Give it some time, dawg. I have Weedos Millennium"

weedos millennium by n0raj September 12, 2015

Bon Weethose 

A guy or group of guys that put each other on different hoes and mack on them

Guy #1: Aye tbh bruh we Bon Weethose asf
Guy #2: Highkey

Bon Weethose by Booty Slayer Gru June 13, 2018

weenosifer 

A word to say to an extreamly rediculous person, or a word to describe someone that does out of the ordinary antics.

betty: hahaha why is craig sleeping in the middle of the road?
amy: I really dont want want to know.
betty: he is a supreme weenosifer!

weenosifer by wannabfamous June 17, 2011