weenz 

Is an English colloquialism used in the southern hemisphere by Pacific nations. The term is most common in New Zealand.

Weenz is an adjective used to describe someone of small or puny size. Uncommonly, the term is used as a noun to describe someone with a boring personality who is not socially engaged.

Examples:

1) Brendon goes to the gym 5 times a week but is still weenz as.
2) Iain is more weenz than Sean Needham.

3) Anton is not drinking tonight so he can play games. What a weenz.

weenz by Ty-literate June 29, 2016

weenz 

someone who is not willing to try or participate in a relatively 'lad-like' action.

Lad:Mate do you want to go to the pub?
Weenz:No,I've got too much work to do.
Lad:What an unbelievable weenz

weenz by Goive December 29, 2004

weenz 

A creative genius with a huge penis.

A person of God-like status
Beautiful, inside and out

i'm sick of my boyfriend, I wish he was a weenz
it's the apocalypse, if only we had a weenz

weenz by choczilla March 20, 2016

weenz 

a pervert. also, cannot distinguish the difference between geography and geology. also, a person exhibiting somewhat hotdog like features.

kerri: i like him
juli: yeah, but he can be a real weenz sometimes

weenz by yourworstnightmare!!!!!!!!!!!! March 17, 2011

Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.

A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)

Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

Jerkin' the Ween 

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

Jerkin' the Ween by Swimsical June 17, 2019

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013