Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker 

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

weenie whacker 

a lil punk who likes to jack off to prison staff as they walk by his cell. Usually a cell soldier too.

Junebug is a weenie whacker because he probably never had sex outside of prison.

weenie whacker by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

weenie wack shack 

A strip club. one where you are likely to get a happy ending

does jasmine still work at the weenie wack shack?

weenie wack shack by Bradley S. July 20, 2017

wienie wacker

One that wacks wieners.

Dude stop touching me there you WIENIE WACKER or i will cock block you!

wienie wacker by Jules October 10, 2003

Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.

Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?

Wienie wacker by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018

Weeniewacker 

A boring or dry person who usually stays home all day beating there dick

Jordan: hey Fernando let's go out to the club and find some bitches to bang.

Fernando: Nah man I don't feel like it imma just stay home

Jordan: Man whatever your a fucken weeniewacker

Weeniewacker by Supervatoperiado May 26, 2019