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16.
Verb,
The act of calling someone to play them Ween's Push the Little Daises. Done purely to annoy the crap out of them and entertain you. Best done when they're busy and/or you know they'll answer on their speakerphone. Even better if the victim hates the song (who doesn't?)

Ween, ween-ing, ween-ed

It's a good song to use because the awful sounds start instantly and it gets stuck easily.
"Hello?"

"music playing"

"Dammit! Stop Weening me!"

*click*
by Angry Mike Jr March 21, 2009
 
1.
The best band ever, formed when Gene Ween (Aaron Freeman) met Dean Ween (Mickey Melchiondo) in the '80s and started cutting weird but cool drug-induced music.
To anyone who disses Ween: maybe some people like to eat it, but I think you're a dick!
by HotnNow January 12, 2004
 
2.
A band featuring two main memebers,who go under the stage names Gene Ween and Dean Ween. They tour with a live band, and in my own opinion are a lot better live.
Ween, played a great show last night!
by Big Buns August 16, 2006
 
3.
Short for weiner; a large, erect member; male sexual reproductive organ; genitalia
Golly, Mr. Boone, you have a large ween. I can see it right through your long johns.
by JacK-pot February 05, 2010
 
4.
to sneak or "weasel" ur way into somehing when the others dont want you
Chris: dude why is nick coming i hate him

Carter: sorry man he weened his way in
by The Prophet of Ezekiel September 27, 2011
 
5.
Lots; a large quantity of. Scottish.
There were weens of indie kids at the party last night
by messeh_ November 14, 2009
 
6.
children in scotland are sometimes referred to as weens, similar to American english 'wee-uns'
"I fuckin 'ate weens."
by oobyMach October 16, 2008
 
7.
A loser. Someone who is not cool or chickens out of doing something. In other words: a lame person.
"fucking Noah and his lack of sarcastic comprehension.."
"I know man, he's a ween"
by The Boss.com March 23, 2014