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harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday 

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
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Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.
Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?
Weed Wacker by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

Weed wacker

Someone who beats the shit out of stoners, who has no personality other then weed.
Friend: holy shit did you see tyrone beat the shit out of that poor guy who was just smokin a bowl?

Me: yeah he's a weed wacker. Lets gtfo of here
Weed wacker by DefTheDefguy October 7, 2021

texas weed wacker 

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.
EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

Weed Wacker

Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.
Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.
Weed Wacker by myballshurtalot March 9, 2010

weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.
Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!
weed wacker by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008

Weed Whacked 

No easier way to put it other than getting busted smoking, selling, possessing or cultivating weed.
Richard Polk: "Can we do something else? I am Boulder City Council member, I'm embarrassed."

Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"

Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"

Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."
Weed Whacked by Hullabaloo September 28, 2006