one hit wonder weed 

take one hit of dis weed an you'll be wondering what hit ya

woooooooooooow i had some one hit wonder weed or sumting... i'm fuckin flyin man!

one hit wonder weed by selley November 22, 2004

one hit wheelchair weed 

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.

Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.

one hit wheelchair weed by i April 29, 2003

Weed Hitler

When someone is the only person in the group with weed and thinks that they can then dictate everything about anything going on in the group. Most often named Bobby.

Bobby: Well... breh. i seem to be the only one with weed so i think that we should go to taco bell.
Shannon: BREH! stop being such a weed hitler!
Bobby: .....breh.
Niko: DUDE IM SO FUCKIN HIGH WHAT IS GOING ON.

Weed Hitler by Murkee November 14, 2010

Pledge Of The Weed Hits

I pledge the weed hits, from the bag, of the nicest danks and rarest nug,

And 2 or 3 dub rips, ignore hits of schwag, nug blazin, of the bomb, in-a-spliff-or-bowl, with liberty to puff this for all.

I wake up and take the Pledge of The Weed Hits everyday.

Pledge Of The Weed Hits by SlangemDozier November 3, 2011

weedhita 

A fajita with marijuana in it.

Hold on there Steve French and we'll have some weedhitas for ya.

weedhita by Bubbles June 4, 2004