this 1 time the seniors threw a party on an island with no adults and they invited me and my friend us being freshman thought this would be really cool and we was the only 2 invited so we went and as soon as we got there we was stripped to our tighty whities (we both wear them) and was picked up by our underwear and taken to a cabin once we got there we were both tied up with duct tape and given atomic wedgies we was made to go to sleep with them and every time we tried to pich them out we was each given 300 kicks in the balls so we eventually settled to sleep with the seniors watching us and when we woke up we was being carried by our underwear to the tallest tree on the island aand the seniors knowing we was coming had bought a ladder with them so they hung us from the tallest branch and then they said well have a kick the shit out of the freshmans tiny balls festival and they chose me as the unlucky one who had the shit kicked out of my balls and they attacked my balls with baseball bats sledge hammers and theyre fists and boots so when they decided they had finished they gave me and my friend loads of water while we was still in the wedgie to make us piss ourself loads and the party went on for three weeks and we wasnt let down for the entire time and now when i go back to school coz im getting older they said that they would do even worse so i no that i cant beat them up just coz im a bit older.
by dave991 August 19, 2009
See that nerd Elizabeth over their sitting by herself. This I gave a massive wedgie morning she really needed it she was being a total dork. After that she went to the corner and cried her eyes out.
by Texan boy March 15, 2016
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by corey10 November 6, 2005
my friend and me liked to give kids wedgies. we are 18. one day, a loser freshman kid with red hair and glasses was walking in the hall. without a word, we grabbed him and dragged him into the bathroom. he begged us, tried giving us his lunch money, but we laughed. we ripped off his shirt to find extremely white skin and tiny nipples, no muscle. we laughed and ripped off his pants. his legs had no hair whatsoever, and he was wearing whitey tighteys! we laughed, and we opened the back of his undies to see a pastey white ass. we spit in the undies. the kid was crying now. so we forcibly jammed the underwear as far up his ass as our strength let us, causing the white skin the become VERY red. we hung the undies from a hook in a stall over the toilet. my friend and me took a dump and didn't flush, so it smell really bad. we left the seat up so if he fell he would land in it. we stole his socks and shoes. We stuffed his clothes in the other toilets and peed on them. we each punched him in the nuts exactly 500 times before we left, spitting on his crotch. he cried his eyes out the whole time. we left his ass there and locked the stall AND the br door.
by loserkiller69 June 2, 2010
When you pull up on someone's underwear. Usually done by boxer-wearing kids to brief-wearers like me.
by Briefboy June 29, 2008
once me and my friends were playing at a park in 4th grade, we saw some high schoolers and they played us in a game of basketball, we lost and my friend Rob pissed them off so they gave him a wedgie from the basketball hoop, we couldn't reach him so he hung for about 15 minutes before we finally got him down, it was funny
by ao;asfhoidnfa;ondf September 5, 2008