Bone to Wedding Cake

The rating of one's ass by rating it on a scale from as flat as a BONE, to as big and delicious as a WEDDING CAKE.

"Damn Riley, what would you rate Sabryn's ass from Bone to Wedding Cake?"

"Definitely a birthday cake"

by Riley Smirga (Nedz) December 5, 2016

Oklahoma wedding cake

Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.

Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili

by sad_sagi September 6, 2010

wedding cake syndrome

The layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.

My shirt & bra are way too tight. Do I have the wedding cake syndrome?

by Dawn Marie September 23, 2005

arkansas wedding cake

a loaf of white bread

After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake

by mosyntax November 28, 2007

african wedding cake

Another term used for watermelon

"Look at that nigga with the African Wedding Cake all over his lips."

by bill January 19, 2004

Texas Wedding Cake

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

by mrapril2000 November 2, 2005

3 tier wedding cake

The visual result of what looks like 3 rolls when a a fuller figured mature woman wears a 1 piece swimsuit, i.e. a 3 tier wedding cake! Top roll: boobs, 2nd roll: waist, 3rd roll: belly.

I tried on a few swimsuits at Sears the other day, but I wound up looking like a 3 tier wedding cake!

by beejereeno August 11, 2007