Fair Weathered Fan 

1. A fan who only likes a team when it is winning

John used to like the Mariners but now that they have been losing a lot he now likes the Dodgers. He is such a fair weathered fan

Fair Weathered Fan by Azombieatemyshoelace October 12, 2009

weathered 

adj. or verb used to describe someone who has not aged well.

Dude, did you see Heather, she has really weathered.

weathered by citizendc January 6, 2009

Weatherection 

noun - the process of being engorged due to supremely arousing weather.

T- Jesus, this weather is incredible! sky so blue, breeze so fine, sheeeeeeet.

D- Dude, what the fuck?! You're poppin' a b!

T- It's my Weatherection, no worry. mother nature's one sultry bitch.

Weatherection by Zizouinho December 11, 2011

Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs

The most epic item in Minecraft

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Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs by Mousthashio69 March 5, 2021

weathered 

adj. Worn, stained, or warped by or as if by exposure to weather; seasoned: a roof of weathered shingles.

Yo mamma's face is real weathered because she's been outside too much

weathered by Rokhsanna December 19, 2005

Weathered 

Also Weath. The after effects of alcohol or drugs.

She had a lot to drink last night, she was weathered.

Weathered by Weathered, Weath May 23, 2009

Weathered Softball 

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

Weathered Softball by BB Swan November 8, 2017