we need to talk

Synonym for: Hahaha, you're fucked now, aren't ya? Go fuck yourself you dumbass.

We need to talk, Tim.

by neutrino November 5, 2003

we need to talk

when you walk in to your house and ur mother is sitting on the in a chair crying. and ur father is holding a baggy and pipe combo. Then u here them say son "we need to talk" advice’ either turn and hall ass as fast as u can down the block or stay there and take you ass kickin like a man. normaly when u hear the line "we need to talk it means your in for a long night.
OR
"hey babe hows it goin. uhh we need to talk." that normaly means that your girl friend or soon to be x girlfriend has another guy picked out and ready to ride him and you ass is gettin kicked to the curb! so if u here"we need to talk" that means nothing good it to come. best o put on ear muffs and walk away. because ur either gettin bitched at or dumped.

father,"nate we need to talk"
nate,"shit!"
father,"i cant believe u brought this shit in to my house. ur not my son."
nate,"thats nothing compared to what u use to have."
father,"U MEAN THER WAS MORE!"
father,"get over here u little son of a whore ur dead i fuckin hate u!","your going to rehab"
thats pretty much what happen at my house last night

by nate dogg March 7, 2005

we need to talk

You are fired.

About your behaviour at last night's company bbq...well... we need to talk.

by Sparkles! September 21, 2003

we need to talk

only way to save face after having this statement directed toward you is to fall to the ground and fake a seizure, anurism, or massive myocardial infarction (heart attack).

by jefbenet November 6, 2003

we need to talk

see: time for you to run like a chipmunk on red bull.

Listen Johnny, about that thirty thousand you owe me... We need to talk..

by Minakatamoriya November 2, 2003

we need to talk

1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.

2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.

1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.

2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.

by Al October 14, 2003

we need to talk

prelude to the end of a relationship, "we need to talk" allows someone to move into the reasons for the break-up before the shouting can begin.

We need to talk, David. You're an asshole and I think we should see other people. (It's best for both of us)

by Chris September 22, 2003